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When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire
Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.
A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!
So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.
I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.
When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
A quote used by our very own king, Harry Styles.
Makeup artist: He looks a bit pale this morning, a bit peaky.
Harry: I’m tired and it’s winter.
you are really tired and/or you have no energy to stay on your feet. tires=feet
Me: I had such a long day at school today. I got no air in my tires."
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Getting pine tar, putting it on the tip of your penis, have a girl suck it, after you cum in her mouth, the pine tar and cum give off the smell of tires.
Fred: "Is a Belgium Fat Tire a good idea for a first date?"
Mother: "What the fuck is that?"
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