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the art of walking around without a particular purpose in mind
I like to tool around downtown Baltimore with my cousins and then go home to grab some munchies.
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vibrators, bullets, butterflies, licorice stix, purple flirts, etc
I just bought some new power tools at the fun party. Its not small you gotta plug it in the wall.
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noun 1 An extremely foolish, stupid or contemptable person. 2 A penis
John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.
I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!
Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.
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The 16 to 18 year old girl or gay man who had no idea what Twilight was until they saw the big hype over the upcoming movie.
The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'
After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.
"Hey John, do you see Jenni over there with her brand new Twilight books?"
"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"
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A pejorative nickname for someone who demonstrates a lack of intelligence or curiosity.
On more than one occasion, the 45th POTUS, sometimes known as President Poptart, has demonstrated himself to be a complete simple tool.
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someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.
George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.
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A man who is a Tool, who then fathers a son who becomes a Tool.
Look at that old guy tanning with his son, what a total tool belt