massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.

Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

Large Trout Syndrome

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

Trout in the well

Pregnant

Conragulations, I heard you have a trout in the well.

Trouting

Walking but instead of walking your flopping like a fish

The old man started trouting while he was up on stage.

sex trout

Self slapping sex paddle.

Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this

For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival

Gives fishing a whole new meaning

I love my sex trout

trout butter

Butter made with fish oil from a trout.

This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.