A nose hose for bugger sugar
Ay pass the party trumpet I gotta fat rail to fire
When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
“Me and Katie had Trumpet Sex during summer vacation.”
That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt
Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.
The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.
Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.
The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.
See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
Yet another name for an erect penis
My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet
The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.
"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"