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Tucker, Simply the best person you will ever meet. He is kind and loving and he always knows what to say. He plays guitar and bass and is the best at it. His eyes are light brown and beautiful, you could stare in them forever. His hair is it-is light brown, it's wavy and fluffy. He loves all his friends and his family but has trouble reaching out to others. He is the cutest person ever, his girlfriend is the luckiest girl on the planet for how he treats her. He is funny and extremely goofy like a goober. He gives the best hugs and smells amazing lmao. If you have a tucker in your life love him, never let him go because he is the best person you will ever meet. I love him.
Tucker has everything you could want in someone. Hes handsome, very athletic, shy, but if your close to him he's super nice and outgoing. He also is a little bit of a player, but when he falls for a girl, he falls HARD. Very amazing friend, always eager to hang out, and do daring, but fun stuff. Great lover and friend, dont let him go, you will regret it.
Samantha: Tucker is so hot!
Hazel: Ikr you should totally date him!
The male equivalent of a Karen. Someone who abuses any authority he can to inconvenience others for things that affect him in no way.
"If you see someone's child wearing a mask, call the police, that's child abuse"
"No it isn't, shut the fuck up Tucker"
An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.
"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.
Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.
Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"
Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"
"Here comes Frank Tucker better shut off the radios and shut the door." "He is such a fun nazi"