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sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn
Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd
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The huge amount of sugar that you get on the last serving of cereal.
Dude, I'm going to serve myself extra cereal so I can get the Unicorn Dandruff!
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A girl that you chase after but never can get or is always gone when you think about getting with her.
I'll get with my unicorn girl one-day
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A man who has it all but very hard to find. African American man, educated, great job, a house, money in the bank, attractive with no kids, ready for marriage.
I met a man last night who is of my dreams, he has everything a person could want in a man, he is the Black Unicorn.
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A unicorn kiss is where you get down on your hands and knees and tuck your dick back between your thighs. Your partner enters you anally with a strap-on attached to his\her forehead and gives you a blowjob at the same time.
What's your favorite sex act?
A unicorn kiss
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(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"
That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.
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A term loosely applied to preteen and young teenage girls who seem to be living half-inside a fantasy world. Symptoms include overuse of makeup (specifically glitter and eyeshadow), taking horse-riding lessons, wearing multiple bracelets and other tacky jewelery, reading medieval romance novels, et cetera. NOT to be confused with goths.
"J.B. put big smudges of purple over her eyes, then rubbed glitter over her cheeks. She's got a serious case of Unicorn Syndrome going on.. I don't think she realizes how stupid she looks."
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