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Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

by C-Toppa March 13, 2014


Wank Wad

A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.

Wow, he's such a wank wad.

by sergeantsmithy May 4, 2020


Hyper Wank

A wank so fast and furious that your penis turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing orgasm in your life. There is nothing more amazing

Yo man have you seen Harrisons right arm? Its huge!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!

by The Oliphant Man May 8, 2013


wank maggot

A very stupid, unpopular American president.

Donald Trump is a Tangerine Wank Maggot

by olly5764 December 8, 2020


Pissy Wank

When you do not empty your bladder before you wank and piss comes out instead of sperm.

I thought that I was going to blow my load to V Ron but instead I had a pissy wank!

by RaGiNgFaNg January 16, 2009


Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs

Katy Jones is a crippled wank

by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019


wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017