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A phrase that hillbillies/inbreeds/rednecks yell before they run off and do something really stupid like sleding on a gatorade machine, shooting themselves in the ass with a shotgun,boning their cousin and/or brother(oh sweet jesus), and riding a mechanical animal. This most often results in the death of the hillbilly or an innocent black man.
If you here hey yall watch this call 911
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Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.
Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.
Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"
Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"
Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
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this is when you warm up a jar of peanut butter, creamy or chunky, dip your meat stick in it, roll it in birdseed. you then dig a shallow grave and bury yourself, leaving only your appetizing and hard seeded wand above ground. you dig out little eyeholes then get ready to watch All sorts of species of birds come to enjoy your treat.
Richard doesn't know much about different kinds of birds, so Tom suggested that Richard try some extreme bird watching, so he could learn and see many different species of birdys
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Watches that take $530 Million to build, called "Superwatches". They beat Rolex, with advanced futurey tech stuff, basically. One Level 3 Maha costs $10M... They took $530 MILLION to make them. $530 Million to build watches. That's the revenue of Turkey or something.
"Is that a Smartwatch?"
"No, John, it's a f***** Superwatch. It's 2018. "
"From Rolex?"
"You're an idiot, John."
"Who's it from??"
"John, I'm f******* your wife every Thursday, and you're asking about my Maha Watch."
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The most fucking boring thing to do know to man
Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time
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