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When a man pierces his penis, then as he is about to orgasm, removes it, thereby allowing his semen to eject from the top of the penis
My boyfriends tried arctic whaling last night, he didn't realize how much blood was involved
The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing
Friend 1: me and Steven are going to
the club tonight
Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.
When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.
Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!
Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo
Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe
Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro
Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.
Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.
The Whale Spout is when a guy is jacking off and spouts cum all over his partner. He then proceeds to pee all over the room while screaming like a whale
Damn bro, I think Jenna loved the Whale Spout I gave her the other night!