shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

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Who what when where why and how

A great game to play when you're bored in class. Start by writing Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How down the side of a paper. Beside who, write a person's name. Fold over so you can't see "who" and pass on to a friend. The next person writes an action beside "what", folds over, passes on. Continue until all of the titles are filled out, then open and read.

Let's play who what when where why and how!

Who: sasquatch and the toilet monster

What: played a vicious game of twister

When: yesterday afternoon

Where: under your bed

Why: because they wanted to taste his sausage

How: with a pitchfork

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see ya when your bum cracks

An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work

Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"

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When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

This truth needs no definition.

Blake: Hey, you want to play golf this weekend?

Smedley: Yes. My wife is out of town. When the cat's away, the mice play golf.

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We'll burn that bridge when we get there.

A saying that is usually percieved as a malaphor, but can be used to describe the determined yet patient way of getting things done. The meaning could be explained as "we'll come to the bridge, cross it, burn it and move on."

"Have you started studying for finals? There are three of them for three days in a row."

"Nope only for the first one. The rest... Well, we'll burn that bridge when we get there."

(meaning one at a time)

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rims that keep spinning when you stop

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).

Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life

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see you when I see you

To see definitely another person in the future but no specific date,time and place yet agreed upon..

To meet up another without designated rendezvous ..

The happening of meeting up is certain to happen yet the time and place still to be finalized by the parties .

HEATHER : I'm working every day but on Thursday I'll be out for the most part maybe Friday is okay..

HENRI :: I'm not certain on Friday but let's see how things play out ... See you when I see you ..

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