duck into the woods

Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.

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good as wood

Same meaning as good as gold from the 'good as x' family.
Wood is good right? Think about it? No wood is no good at all now is it?

Tumpa: "Hey, are we on for tonight?"

Eru: "Yeah, we're good as wood"

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Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.

Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.

Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."

Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

Back of the woods

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...