Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

Seven Levels of Wrong

A phrase referring to the numbered levels of how fundamentally wrong a given act, person, place, item etc is. One being the lowest and Seven being a quite disgusting/horrible thing.

A man slaps a small child hard in the face. This would be a

One, or perhaps a Two at most.
The act of monging for example would fare much higher on the scale. At Level Six or Seven. From these examples you can ascertain the Range that the Seven Levels of Wrong cover.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

click-wrong

Click-wrong is when you are commenting or liking things on facebook and you click-wrong ending up with random gifs or inappropriate emoji reactions.

Omg I can't believe I just did a click-wrong on a post about a funeral - i swear i did not mean to click the laughing emoji.

Commenter 1: why do you keep commenting with weird gifs?

Commenter 2: ugh I don't mean to it's another click-wrong!