Yo-Gert

(adj) Something undescribly amazing

My drip was Yo-Gert!

Yo nan

A big idiot who is annoying.

Yo nan is ugly. My favourite number is 212321132-9798

yo that's beat

A phrase to describe something that is repulsive, foul, or downright nasty.

Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.

sam yo

a quick statement of saying the name "Samuel" at a fast pace or saying it twice as fast. It was discovered by a local musical artist now known as "Sam yO" from a simple slur of wrong pronunciation of his name from a friend.

Ken: *catching attention at last minute, saying his name really fast* Hey, Samuel !

Sam: Ken?

Ken: Samuel, you forgot this.

Sam: Why do you keep saying "sam yo"

Ken: No, I'm saying "samuel"

Sam: well slow down your words, it sounds like "sam yo" , and besides you know you can just call me sam

Ken: well whatever, I'm calling you sam yo then

Yo mama

Yo mama jokes are the most (least) sophisticated jokes on this planet. They are designed to insult one's mother for the entertainment of a group. These jokes often promote fights and other violence and usually begin with one of the following phrases:
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so sexy...
Yo mama so dumb...
Yo mama so old...

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled "TAXI!"

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Yo Daddy

A more socially acceptable euphemism (substitute) for "motherfucker" suitable for use in FCC-regulated media and elsewhere. Used and likely originated by comedian Bill Cosby for his comic routines in the 1960s, it is predicated on the assumption that your daddy has sex with your mother.

Baker: You took a bad fall on the field during practice.
Able: I broke my arm in the fall and it hurt like yo daddy.

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yo mamma

the best comeback that was ever made

yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"

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