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the act of sending text messages with only the word yo in each message
gregg dobbs yo bombed me by sending me 18 text messages with only the word yo
The term, “yo welki,” literally means, “you’re welcome,” except that it’s spazzier. Often used as in response to a sarcastic, “thank you/thanks.”
“Will you send me the homework answers?”
“No.”
“Gee thanks.”
“Yo welki.”
a quick statement of saying the name "Samuel" at a fast pace or saying it twice as fast. It was discovered by a local musical artist now known as "Sam yO" from a simple slur of wrong pronunciation of his name from a friend.
Ken: *catching attention at last minute, saying his name really fast* Hey, Samuel !
Sam: Ken?
Ken: Samuel, you forgot this.
Sam: Why do you keep saying "sam yo"
Ken: No, I'm saying "samuel"
Sam: well slow down your words, it sounds like "sam yo" , and besides you know you can just call me sam
Ken: well whatever, I'm calling you sam yo then
A phrase to describe something that is repulsive, foul, or downright nasty.
Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.
A more socially acceptable euphemism (substitute) for "motherfucker" suitable for use in FCC-regulated media and elsewhere. Used and likely originated by comedian Bill Cosby for his comic routines in the 1960s, it is predicated on the assumption that your daddy has sex with your mother.
Baker: You took a bad fall on the field during practice.
Able: I broke my arm in the fall and it hurt like yo daddy.
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Yo mama jokes are the most (least) sophisticated jokes on this planet. They are designed to insult one's mother for the entertainment of a group. These jokes often promote fights and other violence and usually begin with one of the following phrases:
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so sexy...
Yo mama so dumb...
Yo mama so old...
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled "TAXI!"
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the best comeback that was ever made
yo mammas so fat she went swimming with the whale and they sang " we are family even tho ur fatter than me"
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