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"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.
When a man and a woman are talking and he irritates her to the point of anger
"Get the fuck on, you get at me"
When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...
You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises
People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.
Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.
Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools
I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest
Can you send me money, UD Jews?