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I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning
Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
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Slang for "You better not underestimate me!"
This phrase is usually used when someone's skill is underestimated by someone before they try to prove themselves.
Steve: "Bro you're trash at ball, you can't even make a three pointer for crying out loud!"
Dale: "Nah, YOU BETTER GOO GOO ME! Watch this!"
*Dale completely misses the shot*
Steve: You fucking imbecile
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Chinese saying, means "A drop of water should be repaid in a spring" in English and "滴水之恩，当涌泉相报"
-So what is it?
-You didadida me, I hualahuala you.
1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?
Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake
something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis
"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"
"what"