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Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.
Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.
Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.
He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.
is a kid that is a phat hog that loves potato chips and fifa
that kid is a ferral swine Zach Hog
Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin
If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now
Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.
Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock
Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.
When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"