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The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.
I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.
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Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.
The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.
Condom, or similar prophylactic, made entirely of denim.
Jimmy was pulling so much tail at the monster jam, he definitely got to use his Canadian bowtie.
When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)
Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.
When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.
Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.
Where a girl/boy has mash potatos in her/his mouth and then gives a blowjob
Guy 1: how did it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: it was great she gave me a canadian snowball
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Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.
BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.