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When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
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The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.
Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!
The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.
Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."
When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.
Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.
Funny original character story developed and founded by Instagram users butterchu_, smukkz, and fishingluremoon. Often used to make fun of “dreamnotfound” shippers by referring to smukkz’s character in specific, tye, of whom is green and blue.
Short for “A Ghostly World Of Duo Toned Skies”, and most of the time shortened as “DTS”.
“Omg blue and green!!! Haha I love Tye too 💚💙”
“Wow another Duo Toned Skies fan!!! Cool!!”
Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.
I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.
My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.