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when something is unbelievably great
“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”
“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”
Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.
Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes
God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.
to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus
Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
The best player of hide and seek in the entire universe.
Where is God?? There is no evidence of its existence