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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.

Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.

by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018


Marcus gunnarsen

He is a really hot guy who has "pineapple hair". He has a twin brother called Martinus. Marcus is 14 years old (15 in 2017) his eyes are brown and really stunning. He is every girls dream.

-omg Marcus is every girls dream.
For example:

-I want a Marcus Gunnarsen

by Mmfanfamily December 11, 2016


Marcus Ball

When you shoot like shit, but still make the ball

I called the corner, but marcus balled it in the side

by Scratch King March 8, 2020


Marcus Silva

Hottest bass player, expert runner, expert gamer in existence.

Damn lookit that Marcus Silva

by FoldedEyes December 26, 2024


Marcus#5205

A fat person!

Bro hes such a marcus#5205...

by oldksjdjenwndnee September 13, 2022


Ben Marcus

Beb Marcus

You are a Ben Marcus

by Something123456789 January 21, 2021


Marcus effect

A feminine man who likes to be done up the rear by his female partner with a Dildo

He loves the Marcus effect to much

by Marhugg July 6, 2019