August 12

Goddamn retard day
People born on this day (meaning myself as well) are about goddamned retarded as shit BOOOOAAAAHHHH

Why is he acting so damn dumb?

He’s born on August 12 that why he’s acting like that.

Understandable

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June 12

National fuck your girlfriend day ,till she can't feel her legs

Girlfriend: June 12, I'ma fuck my girl till she can't move!!!
Me:omg help she finna rape me!!

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The 12:40

To receive a blowjob and leaving at 12:40 p.m.

Dude 1:Hey man,did you get the 12:40 yet?
Dude 2:Yeah bro it was sick

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august 12

the best person in the worlds birthday, ash lynx. love him so much ❤️

person 1: hey today is august 12 ash lynx's birthday!
person 2: omg he's best boy.
person 1: let's watch banana fish again.

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12 June

the day when gay people are born. just gay. yet kinda homophopic.

dude: i’m born on the 12 June
other bro: ohh so you’re gay?
dude: how did you know??

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8/12

8/12, 8:12 or eight one two

We've all heard about 420, 710 for cannabis concentrates..and now here's 8/12 for the cannabis edibles. Example: Oh, you ATE ONE TOO!!!

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November 12

The day a bad bitch was born by the name of Doanna that has a fat ass and is prime e-girl material and the love of my life.

Her: Hey what day is today?
Me: November 12th
Her: Oh so bad bitch day

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