Miner's Code

The Miner's Code essentially means going for a period of time without masturbating. The term "mining" refers to masturbation, or more specifically, ejaculation for its similarities to mining for a precious stone or metal.

"Hey Marc, I hear you've broken the Miner's Code last night?"
"It's true, I did break The Code."

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Guy code

A secret code known only to guys and no girls can know

We must protect the secrets of the guy code with our lives.

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Girl Code

1. A getaway option for trying to get out of explaining something either awkward or embarrassing.

2. A way a girl can keep her mystery and elusiveness when it comes to dealing with the male variety of the human species

1.

Boy: "So who does your friend like?"
Girl: " Sorry, girl code, painful results if I let it out"
Boy: "Hmmph...."

2.

Boy: "So what was that about..?"
Girl: "According the Girl Code, you'll just never know...."
Boy: " Hmmph..."

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Terse Code

Code written in a manner that makes it difficult for those other than the original programmer to read.

Billy was screwed when he went to update his Java classes because he wanted to be a douche and write terse code.

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code 1

Run

Crap! The oven's on fire! Code 1!

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Code Three

As in Emergency response terminology for responding lights and sirens. Used also as a reference for driving extremely fast to get to where you are going cause it is important.

"Can't talk now I am Code Three to see my girlfriend. I was supposed to hook-up with her 30 minutes ago."

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bar code

The wee tash thing that young chaps lovingly refer to as their "might moustache" when actually its just a pile of bum fluff on their top lip!

Jimmy (In a Belfast accent) "Heres me wah!size of the bar code on you!thats a qwaur tash on ye"

Billy " Oh and wah sure it only took me liek a 10 years to grow!"

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