Is super gay and enjoys necrophilia and beastiality is a very very dangerous and bad person who prays on little children (mostly boys in their sleep and also will get their pets and rape them as well.
“Yeah yesterday i think i saw an Alan my god i was scared shitless!”
A guy that is very selfish at times. He always has a cigar in his mouth and thinks he is the best. But let’s be honest. He isn’t.
Hey Alan get that cigarette out of your mouth
Alan: go away I’m stronger then you so I am not afraid to punch you up!
A amazing human being who is always nice to everyone but is still chaotic. He has a perfect smile and personality, he is sweeter than lollipops and nicer that bunnies
Person 1: Hey do you know alan
Person 2:yea hes very chaotic
Person 1 : but he is nice too
He is stupid as duck. Some people just call him "dolbaeb".
Alan has big dick
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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?