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4:51 am

That time of night you find your self wasting away your life and realize the next day will be painful with the 3 hours of sleep you will get.

Oh shit it’s 4:51 am. Better put down those vegan chicken nuggets and go THE FU*K TO BED YOU FAILURE

by Notactuallyvegan February 04, 2018


12:34 am

The time at which you should go to the sleepeth

Person A: What if you go to sleep
Person B: Nah, I'm not tired
Person A: But its 12:34 am
Person B: God damnit, now I have to sleep. Fuck you.

by Very Unaliveth January 26, 2021


I am not gay

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!

Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."

by alifoxy September 01, 2018


You Am I

rock act, entertaining to say the least

you am i is sizzlingly saaxy in a musical sence, unneccisary comma

by henross September 11, 2004


cymru am byth

Long live Wales. There is no other definition, it is quite simple.....even if you are english.
Guess where I hail from?

Wales isn't going anywhere. Cymru am byth.

English (for want of a better word) person: what is cumree um beethe?
Proud Welsh person: Shut up you toffee-nosed, in-bred, silver spooned wankstain........And no, it isn't great that your mother is also your brother's wife and your sister's mother-in-law.

by Mwfanwy August 11, 2006


i am death

FEAR ME

Liam: "Hi!"
Death: "I AM DEATH!"
Liam died...

by A.L.E.X. Initiative March 03, 2016


I am not equipped for this!

What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance

*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*

Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*

by duskyblossom December 11, 2017