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I am a bus

basically means "I am a whore", because people enter and take rides on busses, similar to how people enter whores and take them on ride.

"(japanese immigrant)I am a bus."
"(citizen)What?"
"I am a bus!"
"You are sick."

by tbaggage January 6, 2012


4:51 am

That time of night you find your self wasting away your life and realize the next day will be painful with the 3 hours of sleep you will get.

Oh shit it’s 4:51 am. Better put down those vegan chicken nuggets and go THE FU*K TO BED YOU FAILURE

by Notactuallyvegan February 4, 2018


I am not gay

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!

Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."

by alifoxy September 1, 2018

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You Am I

rock act, entertaining to say the least

you am i is sizzlingly saaxy in a musical sence, unneccisary comma

by henross September 11, 2004

32πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


cymru am byth

Long live Wales. There is no other definition, it is quite simple.....even if you are english.
Guess where I hail from?

Wales isn't going anywhere. Cymru am byth.

English (for want of a better word) person: what is cumree um beethe?
Proud Welsh person: Shut up you toffee-nosed, in-bred, silver spooned wankstain........And no, it isn't great that your mother is also your brother's wife and your sister's mother-in-law.

by Mwfanwy August 11, 2006

589πŸ‘ 393πŸ‘Ž


i am death

FEAR ME

Liam: "Hi!"
Death: "I AM DEATH!"
Liam died...

by A.L.E.X. Initiative March 3, 2016

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


I am not equipped for this!

What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance

*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*

Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, β€œI am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*

by duskyblossom December 11, 2017

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