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A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.
Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.
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The type of guy that makes you lock down on your relationship with your S/O. He doesn’t really have anything to offer but he likes to talk. You shouldn’t worry about him, but you do anyways.
Danny was warned about Jake trying to take his girl. Jake is such a Simon Says.
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Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."
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Being a Lieutenant, he is second in command of the Task Force 141 and is seen wearing dark red sunglasses and a skull patterned balaclava. He is in various missions on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and during the mission "Loose Ends" he along with Gary "Roach" Sanderson get betrayed by Sheperd who after shooting them, orders other soldiers to throw their bodies in a ditch and covered in gasoline, then Sherperd lights a Cigar and throws it on them leaving you to assume they both die.
Simon "Ghost" Riley's quotes-
"Roach, hang in there!"
"Bloody hell those trucks are bulletproofed!"
"It's gonna get bloody."
Gamer1: Ghost wast the shit!
Gamer2: Sucks he had to die!
Gamer1: Time to get revenge on Sheperd!!!
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An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.
Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!
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The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly
Y/N: Omg its mr kim
Aiden: i know hes just so good looking
Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus
Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet
Y/N: no
Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks
Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
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