April 15

National thotiana day! A day where we give thanks to thotiana by busting down in or in front of a church

Yo dawg tomorrow is April 15, national thotiana day I’m going to dress as a nun and bust down in church it’s going to be hella lit

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April 6

national gossip girl day. only the best ppl are born on this day

gossip girl season 2 episode 3 minute 21 and 40 seconds

random dude: hey guys it’s April 6!
other guy: really omg let’s go watch gossip girl

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April 29th

National bad bitch day

Today is the birthday of a bad bitch,happy birthday heavenly,Go get yo Romeo,today is your day😚

April 29th
Juliet:hey,wanna kiss
Romeo:YES😁
Both:MWA😚😆

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april 30th

National ice cream day

It’s april 30th we gotta get some icecream

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April 8th

it’s national beat that ass day if you have a girl or boy you don’t like and it’s April 8th it’s time to beat that ass

yeoo it’s april 8th it’s time to beat her ass

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april 16

The day where U fuck the shit out of your girlfriend

I am gonna fuck the shit out of u tonight April 16

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April 30th

The day Hitler killed himself.

Oh April 30th, that’s the day Adolf Hitler shot himself supposedly.

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