Arse Muncher

A person whom enjoys the munching of arse. Sometimes in slang providing another person in jail with a 'Tossed Salad' will need an Arse Muncher to do the job. Although they munch, they rarely swallow anything that enters their mouth.

Also useful in the cleaning of the bowel.

Chris the dirty arse muncher managed to keep his arse unpenetrated while serving his jail term by munching on many an arse.

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Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.

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shit arse

Can be used instead of Damn. Offensive saying.

The video didn't come on. Shit Arse!!!!

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Slack arse

Does not mean an unfirm bottom, but it means a person who is very lazy

I had to fire David as he was a slack arse

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Arse Banshee

The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.

Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.

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fart-arse

To muck around or be stupid.

Michael, stop fart-arseing around and mow the lawn.

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aspartame arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

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