Arse Brick - brick that comes from arse, - big turd - large excrement - heavy poo - a poo that sinks - a poo that doesn't flush - a poo that you may need tools to remove - a poo that really really hurts you arse (like it was square as a brick)
- derived from the term bricking it ;)
geez freddie , your such an arse brick!!!!
that guy was an arse brick
dont be an arse brick
isn't tom cruise such , an, ARSE BRICK!!!
or ......
you lucky arse brick
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A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"
"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"
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Something ugly, used or comparisons.
Her face was the horse's arse.
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When you are "doing", "bumming", "ploughing", "banging", etc. someone up the arse, she/he (if your a poofter) farts and blows your dick off.
John: "Tom, why are you clutching your crotch?"
Tom: "Arse Blast I'm afraid" Clutching the hole in his groin
John: Ouch!
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When you get a hot and sweaty ass and defecating can be like passing lava, most likely caused by hangovers with hot tempatures.
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One of those ultimate comebacks, like your mum and your face. Not as commonly used.
A: This smells
B: Your arse!
1: Move outta the way!
2: Your mum!
1: Ya what?
2: Your face!
1: What the hell?
2: YOUR ARSE!
- A situation that actually happened to one of my friends.
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The tax one pays for a girl with big norks - she wil usually have a big arse, too.
'She had a huge chest but, bloody hell, did I ever have to pay some serious arse tax.'
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