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Turkey-Bacon

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".

This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to intelligently analyse the subject, but these postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed.

by John Q Law January 22, 2009

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Bacon lips

A woman's labia after excessive sexual activity resembling Canadian bacon. Also known as roast beef curtains.

After running train on Alison, she had some serious bacon lips!

by Angelo Daniels June 6, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


back bacon

backbacon is the fat that hangs over a woman's bra straps in the back. this is usually apparent for several reasons:

1)her bra and/or shirt is too tight/small
2)she is overweight
3) a combination of all of the above.

fat girls are notorious for back bacon either because they have outgrown their bras or are in denial that they have such bacon...a larger shirt should cover up the incidental back bacon that can occur even on a thinner woman when a bra is pinching.
back bacon has an unmistakable look...while walking behind a woman, you can see the outline of her bra and the resulting fat spilling over the top of the bra in the back, resembling rolly/rippling lumps that resemble bacon or a pack of franks. x2 if the bacon bounces when she walks, sorta like a muffin top but with the bra vs. the pants

this broad at BJ's was so fat that her back bacon jiggled when she laughed!

her back bacon is making me sick...that shirt is way too small and so is that bra.

did you see the back bacon on that fat girl in front of us in line? looks like a pack of oscar mayers.

by alicia s April 15, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


strip-of-bacon

The strip of pubic hair on a woman that is left after the rest of the pubic region is shaved.

That pussy was hot and smooth, only a strip-of-bacon left.

by winnie the pooch October 25, 2002

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bacon and nails

"Bacon and nails" is what someone is 'made of' if they can consume large amounts of alcohol and take it like a man. This term is often used if someone is downing large amounts of hard liquor without a chaser.

I was gargling half a bottle of Captain Morgan when my brother exclaimed, "Dude, you're made of bacon and nails!".

by Emanuel Hernandez September 21, 2006

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bacon switch

To "slip" and plow the stink in the midst of hitting the pink.

I gave that ho the ol' bacon switch last night, then finished her off with a yankee candle.

by memory-minus March 11, 2005

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accidental bacon

When an orthodox Jew steals pizza from the fridge not "realizing" that there is bacon on it... but, in fact, secretly loves bacon... it is called "accidental bacon".

Janine opens her roommates mini-fridge and sees the Domino's box.
Janine smells the sweet aroma of bacon, but can not see it on the pizza.
Janine eats 3 slices quicker than a frog snags a fly.
Roommate returns.
Roommate: "You ate my fucking pizza?"
Janine: "I didn't think you wanted it."
Roommate: "You know there was bacon on that, right?"
Janine: "AAAAARGH" (runs to bathroom feigning to be sick)
Roommate: "Accidental bacon, my ass!"

by Fleck August 10, 2006

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