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Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.
Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!
A bagel in which the condiment is replaced with jiz contrast to the cream cheese or butter bagel.
The customer was rather snobish so the baker gave him a nice Jiz-bagel instead of the plain with cream cheese
When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.
"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".
When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.
You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.
When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.
I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel
A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.
Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.
Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.
A jewish guy or gal who either loves Italian food or only dates people who are Italian
"dude" you are such a pizza bagel