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When a lonley man from minnesota puts a
bagel on his dick and rotates it in his spare time
I have nothing to do tinight so i might as well do a minnesota bagel
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Stale Bagel, A term given to a teenager who acts indifferent to their parents after getting into a relationship
"Hey wanna come watch a movie with me sport?"
"Whatever dad you know I have a date with Stacy."
"Oh lose the attitude and don't be a stale bagel."
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A homeless individual caught in their natural habitat eating cheesy ,garbage juice soaked bagel
Omg look over there we got a trash bagel ninja going ham on that ham trash bagel hamster
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When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.
You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.
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When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.
I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel
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A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.
Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.
Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.
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A jewish guy or gal who either loves Italian food or only dates people who are Italian
"dude" you are such a pizza bagel
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