Electric Bass

1. An insturment used by nerds that are virgins and get no pussy

2. The 4 string guitar that you cant hear in any metal song

Bitchboy: Yeah I play the Electric Bass

Your "friend": What a goddamn pussy you are

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Bass Chaser

When you leave a pint/drink next to a speaker at a gig/club & the bass make your drink travel across the surface until it spills all over the floor!

"Dude where's my pint?"
"Sorry mate, you just had a bass chaser."

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Face to the bass

The term for when you are front row at a concert and you are very close to the speakers and/or subwoofers.

"I had my face to the bass at the Skrillex show last night!"

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Ass Bass

When you take a shit so large you hold it up and take a picture with it.

My dad sent me a picture of the ass bass he caught.

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Sea Bass

Fat white person sitting on the beach

"Ewww, look at that Sea Bass rubbing oil on herself"

"Isn't that your mom?"

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Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.

I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.

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Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

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