A wheel of fortune guess for absolute idiots.
“Uh let’s see, I’ll take a Z4QQQ Batman Symbol for my guess.”
Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.
I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him
ok listen, theres batman, who is great. batman is one of the best superheros. 100%. but what if you made him red, and a discord mod? then you get Batman But Red, a total great guy, who is batman and a guy on discord!
i wish there was an actually good moderator on my server...
well just hire Batman But Red!
oh ok i will!
When one's testicles are sticking to the inner thigh
"Cory, i have some serious batman wings right now"
"You're the nastiest person i know"
When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.
Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"
John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.
The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.
person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.
I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.