receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.
Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.
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Nickname for onw of the most sluttiest girls. A 16 year old girl that looks 22 who wears a pound of makeup. She has a video of her where she is fingering herself has bullied a guy into suicide and also dated pretty much everyguy ever. She THINKS she can sign even thoe she uses a lot of autotune.
Ew , here comes thotison beer
The sluttiest 16 year old ever
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The saying for the MLB's Brewers. Intended as a rhyme to the Buck's fear the deer
Person A: The Brewers just won the series today.
Person B: Fear the beer.
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where you're under pressure from your peers to drink more beer than you really want/need
why did you get so drunk last night?
i didn't mean to. i gave into the beer pressure
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Beer ball is a game in which the object is to finish your beers before the other team. What you need
1.4 players and a can of their favorite beer
2. some ping pong balls
3. a large room or yard for play(the larger the play area is the harder the game becomes)
4. beer pong/banquet table.
The game begins with two players standing on opposing sides of the table (similar to beer pong) with the players UNOPENED can of beer in front of them placed on the corner of the table. Players take turns throwing a ping pong ball at the opposing teams beer cans. If struck the the person who threw the ball must open their beer and begin drinking as fast as they can. The person who's can was struck must grab the ball and place it on the table and say DONE as fast as possible (this is where the large play area make the game more interesting since the ball can pretty much go anywhere). Once this is done the person drinking must stop immediately. Once both people on a team have thrown the other team can then throw. You may throw at any time, you do not have to wait for both persons to throw their ball, If a ball misses a can it is dead. The object of the game is for you and your partner to finish your beers before the other team finish theirs.
"Dude i got so drunk off Beer Ball last night"
"I almost fell over chasing that ping pong ball"
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The greatest of all american soft drinks, ageless, flavourful and full of moxie.
Root Beer is the only drink you can mix with Fleet Phospo saline laxative that will not make you gag.
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a protruberant belly (not neccesarrily caused by drinking too much beer)
By the time he was 13 he had a enourmus beer belly.
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