front bits

The male private parts.

"I burned my front bits on the grittle when I was making pancakes naked."

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wispy bits

The little bits of hair that fall out of a girl's bun, or those that originate on the back of her neck, and being too short to make it to the bun, simply waft in the breeze.

Also, wispy bits pick up the sun when the girl is backlit and slow motioned and blonde with the sweater knit and the heaving...

Famous wispy: Dr Schwing, Medicine Woman

There goes Dorothy...my, her wispy bits really float my boat!

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tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

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not a bit of me

Something you would not like to do or be asscociated with.

Mate: Oi big man, should we get some pineapple on the pizza.

Me: naa mate that’s not a bit of me.

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Bits

The unusually disturbing flabs of skin that form on the backs of severely over-weight women. Often (and unfortunately) visible through tight clothing from down the block.

Did you see Julie's friend? What a shamu, that girl had bits bigger than her tits! Barf!!

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a bit of bully

the word originates from the classic game show bullseye hosted by jim who was constantly smacked off his tits. 'A bit of bully' is slang for playing darts

Hey Jim fancy playin a bit of bully?

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Bit o'Stat

The term refers to anyone below the legal age of sexual consent. It ties in to the casual discussion and practice of men or women who are unknowingly interested in sexual partners below the legal age of consent. These people frequently find themselves in situations where they have to interact with attractive people, albeit of slightly too young in age nature.

I saw Nick hanging around the playground today. He must be on the hunt for a bit o'Stat.

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