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A rumble blumpkin is the same as a blumpkin (getting a blowjob while taking a shit) except the recipient has explosive diarrhea.
I wanted to get a blumpkin from your sister after dinner, but we ate Taco Bell and it turned into rumble blumpkin instead.
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While orally pleasuring a women from behind, you proceed to mudder boat her while she shits all over your face
It took me two showers to clean my face from last nights mudder blumpkin
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A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.
After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.
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The act of receiving oral while taking a dump, while also giving oral to somebody else who is defecating.
In a sentence: A blumpkin is nasty but only a freak would be a blumpkin flynt.
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After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.
I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.
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The meaning for everything that is good in life.
Blumpkins! come on it describes itself
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The act of receiving oral sex, while pinchin a loaf (blumpkin), and additionally eating chicken wings over her head.
"Shadynasty get dat ass in here! I just got some chicken wings. You know what time its. Lookin to get muh Chicken Blumpkin on Bitch.
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