Tuna Bread

A guy puts brewers yeast into a yeast infected girl's tuna and she squats over a heater duct to bake bread.

Rob A.: What's that smell? Are you baking with tuna?

Jessie: Don't you remember I had a yeast infection and you poured brewers yeast in my tuna?

Rob A.: Oh, are you squatting over the heater duct?

Jessie: Yeah, tuna bread tonight!

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bread pudding

A dessert made of a very moist and cinnamon flavored bread. Often served with the same icing found on cinnamon rolls as well as vanilla ice cream. A favorite among elderly people. Also happens to be the most delicious dessert ever invent...

Grandma is going to make me some bread pudding.

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Panera Bread

Hell on earth. The worst place to work because the managers are too young to care about your social life since they already lost out on theirs.

And there is a minimum of 4 things out of stock every dinner rush because the lunch workers don't give two shits about the closing staff so they fling bread around willy nilly and leave everything a mess for others to deal with.

"Hey do you work at Panera Bread? Damn, man. Sorry for you loss of a social life."

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Getting bread

Getting moneyyyyy

No longer looking for a relationship, I'm too busy getting bread yfm

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dummy bread

In a loaf of bread, the darker end slices that are skipped over and are usually the last slices in the bread bag.

Example 1:

"Can you believe that nigga used the dummy bread to make his grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Word?"

Example 2:

"How the fuck y'all expect me to make a sandwich when there's only dummy bread left in the bag?!"

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dummy breaded

Having an excess cash-flow. To have large lump sums of money surrounding you at all times.

Can also be related to someone who is broke as fuck and is simply excited to get a $142 pay check and show it off.

Aye dat nigga is dummy breaded. He stay on the grind.

I just got my paycheck so I'm dummy breaded. Let's get on some Natty.

Homie dat bop finna by ma suga mamma cuz she dummy breaded.

Brody I got dummy gigs and get dum hoes cuz I'm dummy breaded.

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Bread Gang

Du Riffest Tuffest gang in du whole streetz yo!

Dude 1: Yo you want a fight homes?
Dude 2: Ay yo dont mess with his shit, that nigga is bread gang all day, son!

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