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Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.
Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers
When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.
I have to poop but it's super deep butthole right now.
Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.
When two girls take it in the butt by the same guy
Dude you took it in the butt too by jerry!? We’re butthole sisters!
A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.
Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!
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The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!
Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
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