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Butthole crawler-a creature that slithers up your ass and lives in your rectum.
Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers
When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.
I have to poop but it's super deep butthole right now.
Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.
When two girls take it in the butt by the same guy
Dude you took it in the butt too by jerry!? We’re butthole sisters!
Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.
A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.
Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!
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A device that is used to help out people with constipation. Buy one today at your local shop.
"Joey ate too much cheese, now I have to buy him a butthole plunger."
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