Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".
So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"
Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !
twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare
“who is bendy’s father again?”
“his name is Lewis Cactus”
whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji
person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "
a term for getting boners excessively
damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane
A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.
Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.