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An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.
Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses
A plant whose shape thrills the women,but also are useless to them as it got some shit spines over its surface.
Mary" Why my order for a spineless cactus not shipped yet?".
If you can find someone in the world named ‘Cerig’ then they are also know as a cactus which is a nicer way of saying prick as ‘Cerigs’ are known for hating the word prick and despise being and called a prick.
Person 1: Oh you know that kid Cerig right?
Person 2: Yeah I know him/her they are a right cactus ain’t they.
As used in kiwi, the song by Harry styles, a cactus is someone who is a real prick.
tom: "Ayy Gary is coming over tonight"
jeff: "what a cactus"
cactus is a CANADIAN who wont stop saying shit like goodness me gosh almighty amazing oh god oh my goodness and is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!!! they usually are found moderating animal jam servers and having no life :rofl:
bro did u see that cactus they totally STINK FART!
A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.
I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.
Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.
/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached
i.e. "wow, your elephant is cactus" "This boss sure is cactus"