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Awesome smelling car/home air freshener. Comes in little cat food containers, not to be mistaken as cat food, cause tuna in your car really stinks.
They work wonders.
Yo pass that california scents yo, fo shizzle me wanna smell da Laguna Breeze. O'Reilly?
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A bubbling hot tub, in which (Southern) Californians gather around (but not in!) in the brutal 65 degree winters to keep warm. Also, "stoking" the California campire is to turn the jets back on.
We sat around the California campfire, drinking beers and chiefin' til the wee hours of the morn.
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There are two definitions for california redwick:
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.
1) Every day I pull more and more California Redwicks from my garden, but they just seem to keep growing back!
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.
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A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.
"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."
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where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."
another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.
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1) The Flatz.
2) The End Of The Eastbay.
3) Square-Field.
1) Question "Where Are You From?" Response "The Flatz Cuz"
2) In A Geographical Manner Fairfield California Is At The End Of The California East Bay.
3) A Name Allegedly Given To Fairfield By Bay Area Rapper MAc Dre Regarding The LAck Of Activity In Fairfield.
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\"The so-called \"California Knockout,\" a person holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out (unconscious).\"
It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.
Info from article \"Our Civilization in Decline\".
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