finger check check

The act of forcibly stopping the finger check by grabbing the perpetrators middle finger and bending it awkwardly and painfully backward. When performed successfully, it not only prevents the completion of the finger check, but also permanently dissuades any thoughts the perpetrator might have to attempt such a maneuver at a later date.

As Byron's hand slipped into Laura's pants, Laura quickly grabbed his middle finger and bent it backward until Byron cried out in pain. "What was that?", asked Byron. "My finger check check", replied Laura.

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Check Up

to look up information on someone you don't know through Facebook or Twitter. Sometimes referred to as "Facebook Stalking"

Sue: "What does his new girlfriend look like?"
Rita: "I don't know, let me check up on her."

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PeePeePooPoo Check

A meme where someone pisses and shits themselves at the same time.

Man I just PeePeePooPoo Checked.

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Check it up

(Verb) The combination of looking something up and checking something out, lax style.

Ty: "Oh dude lemme check it up!"

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jude check

when some ignorant jewish kid tries to bully a german kid. instead of the german kid vibe checking the kid, he instead says "JUDE CHECK!" and then shoots him with a luger pistol.

some jewish kid, "haha german kid you have nazi ancestors!"
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew

checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard