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A seven-letter word: torture. It's usually forced by parents in order to have their kids get the vitamin A they need for them to grow. It instead tastes like urine when the liquid form is taken.
I was forced to take cod liver oil for a few years, and it was absolute torture. Thankfully I do not need to do this anymore.
A 'simpy cod pro', or SCP for short, is a professional Call of Duty, or Warzone, Player who excessively uses twitter or other social media platforms to whine to, complain to/about, or flirt with his community. Classic examples include (1) whining about game mechanics when they just need to get good, (2) complain about not getting picked up by a professional organisation, and (3) use twitter as a means to communicate their loneliness/solitude/often lack of a female partner.
> Dude did you see x's tweet about his inability to find love?
> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..
> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.
A Cape Cod local is someone that was BORN on the cape and was raised here. To be considered a local you have to live here year round (for the older people at least 25-30 years) and have attended one of the many elementary, middle and high schools that are scattered around the place that most of us call home. I cannot stress this enough, TOURISTS listen up, just because you summer here for X amount of years does not mean you're a local, the people that live here, LOCALS, cater to you're every needs, we work our asses off to keep the people like you happy and coming back for more the next summer.......so think twice about calling yourself a local because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US knows what it is to be a true cape codder.....and hell just to top it off, we'll out drink ANY of you any day of the week! So CHEERS to the true local cape codders!
"Those people most DEF aren't true cape cod locals"
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When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly
Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"
Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"
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What awesome Call of Duty MW2 players say instead of using God's name in vain. Basically replace the word "God" with "Cod" in any way possible. . .Songs, chruch phrases, anything!
Oh my Cod, I banged her so hard last night
We are so young and reckless! OH MY COD!
Oh Cod, I'm going to puke
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A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.
That creepy guy jerking off in the back of the school bus is a total cape cod.
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