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over-the-counter medication

Stored-behind-da-checkout-platform substances dat are so strongly craved by certain customers dat dey will actually "vault da table" to obtain some.

Hagar The Horrible is infamous for infuriatedly taking a flying leap over an obstacle with his sword flailing whenever someone located behind said obstruction denies him a request, so one would hope that he never is prescribed any health-improvement pills by Dr. Zook, or said much-desired products might wind up being "over-the-counter medications" if said imperious Viking either was unable to pay for said pharmaceuticals, or he was wanting additional meds prior to the refill date.

by QuacksO November 03, 2023


Counter clockwise spit shine

To rub the clit in a counter clockwise motion while spiting on it to give it that old timer shoe shine!!

He was right when he said id be cumming from just rubbing my clit after that counter clockwise spit shine

by bloodface696 June 15, 2025


Counterize

Striking back after you are attacked.

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize

by Mo4bobbi March 05, 2021


Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023


Counter flop

Where a guy takes a picture of his junk on the counter

Duuuude I sent her a counter flop oops

by Urbannnnnndick July 10, 2015


counter-raid

When a group or a solo player uses their ears and their brains, to profit off of idiots that don’t use suppressors

Hey Jerome, let’s go counter-raid these idiots.

by LuggMyNuggs March 19, 2023


Counter-dickin

Counter-dickin is the art of having sex on top of a counter

"I was counter-dickin my girl last night and let me tell you it turned into slippin slide"

by Entity 233 September 08, 2021