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Something that is Album Cover worthy
That is album cover worthy
bts uwu teehee notice me bts WOO
person 1 : criminal under cover uwu owo
person 2 : smooth like butter
When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.
I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.
You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.
You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.
When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.
Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.
When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.