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Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

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crack jokes

Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement; to tell sm jokes, be funny,be facetious

He's so cute! Crack jokes all over!

by Chick_mary July 28, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


wise cracking

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 21, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hillbilly crack

nick name for crystal meth, given to it due to the proliferate production of crystal meth in southern states and in run down white trash neighborhoods

Jasper couldn't afford real drugs so he went down to the local meth lab and picked up a couple grams of hillbilly crack.

by perfume-i July 18, 2006

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cracked out

1. the after effect of a drug binge.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.

"man i'm all cracked out from that party"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

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Pan Crack

Old Yorkshire and Newcastle (UK)...term for a person who is unemployed and claiming benefits. Originates from the fact that poor people couldn't afford bread, so made alternatively cheaper "Pan Crackers".

They are on the pan crack.
Loads of pan crackers living round here!
Scrounging pancrackers!

Pan crack corner!

by Spillage71 January 2, 2013

34๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


crack headed

to do something so incredibly stupid it can only be defined as an extremelycrackheaded thing to do.

Did you hear about John? He's in the hospital because he lit his head on fire for $23 bucks! That is so crack headed

by joni miller April 10, 2008

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