Early onset crash out behavior

Something slightly insane or crazy relative to a “crash out”

“Im stacking this bitch five cans high”

“Thats early onset crash out behavior”

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Boyish Crash

The Masculine and better version of the term "Girly Pop."

"Boyish Crash, that was insane!"

Manually Initiated Crash

Whenever you press Right Ctrl and press Scroll Lock Twice after you've added the CrashOnCtrlScroll value on the Registry Editor of Windows 10 on the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\System\CurrentControlSet\Services\kbdhid\Parameters Directory.

Brad: Hey dude! i fixed everything on your computer and now it should be working fine and dandy, also something i added is the Ctrl Double Scroll Lock Function so you can automatically see what stuff is open on your PC

Braindead Not-know-anything-about-tech Dumbass: Thanks Dude! ill check it out sometime

*Tests Function*
*PC Crashes*

*Error Code: Manually Initiated Crash*

Crop crash

When you fart and someone walks into your fart, often unexpectedly. The opposite of crop dusting

I can’t believe the vice principal crop crashed Mr Pawlikowksi’s classroom. I bet it reeked!

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot

"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"

IM BOUT TO CRASH OUT

IM BOUT TO CRASH OUT " MEANS THAT YOU GOING TO DO A BAD THING

Jack Doherehty: " If you dont stop doing of mhh im bout to crash out

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