the act of placing two jump lead cables (attched to a car battery) to a girls nipples a zap them to the point they fall of
i gave that bitch some crispy freckles last night
When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?
A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.
Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.
A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.
+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.
When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red
Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach
When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.
That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits
A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.
Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night