December 11

December 11th you give ur gf ur hoodie

Gf:gimme ur hoodie

Bf:why
Gf:it’s December 11th

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December 13

A day for committing cold blooded murder brutally in secrecy and sacrificing it to Elon musk with the boys boys boys.

Alright it’s December 13 you

know what that means?

Get the knife get the gun and a bag with a shovel Let’s go murder chad

BOYS BOYS BOYS

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december 7

national stick a menstrual pad to your guy best friend day

girl: hehehe you know what day it is
guy: oh no!! it’s december 7th. shit *runs away*

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December 6

Where hot ppl were made and the most loyal and clumsy but cutest ppl were born 😌🥰

Serenity must be born on December 6, she’s cute

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December 23

National free ass clap day, anyone of your choosing, clap there cheeks

Person1: Happy December 23!

Person2: thanks! Can’t wait to grab ass!

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December 26

The best day in the world. The day a king was born into the world. The day God put the best singer on the planet.

This is the best day in the entire world!
PERIODT

OMG! Today is December 26! It’s Joshua’s birthday!!!

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December 10

December 10 is national hoe day. Talk to as many guys/girls and flirt.

What national day is December 10

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