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diet coke hair

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight or curly and any color

"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"

by matt 10isking December 31, 2018


food-doc diet

An accidental diet that starts after you watch a documentary about food.

Dude, my buddy's on a food-doc diet. He just saw Super Size Me and he hasn't been to McDonald's in a month!

I gave up red meat after watching Food, Inc. I guess I'm on a food-doc diet.

by Philosophistry December 20, 2009

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Diet Coke

Forerly a diet cola this variation of Coke was modified by midwesterners much like coke and cherry coke to carry non-beverage like connotations. Diet Coke refers to something gay and is used as a tactful way of insult.

That pink and Purple Miata is Diet Coke. Those guys on queer eye are Diet Coke. That blonde spikey haircut of yours is diet coke.

by Nathan Voelker & Drew Fitch October 4, 2004

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dieting orgy

a meeting of women held for the purpose of inspiring each other to become thinner by combining their weight loss with sexual ecstacy. The members of a dieting orgy are usually slim to begin with and strive to be thinner only to increase their already considerable sexiness.

It was the perfect dieting orgy. The group of models, ballerinas, and rhythmic gymnasts rented the women's gymnasium and locker room for a week. They wore only bras and panties to heighten their awareness of the fat they wanted to lose. They would record their weight, waist, bust, hip, and thigh measurements at least three times per day and record them in a log book. Girls who were losing weight and getting smaller would giggle and congratulate each other and console those who were not losing weight and size as fast as they wanted to. They spent their days drinking water, exercising, weighing, and measuring themselves. There were an abundance of scales, mirrors, and tape-measures for self contemplation and measurement. The girls gave each other cunnilingus to relieve their hunger with sexual ecstasy and create an inextricable psychological link between hunger and sexual ecstasy. By the end of the week they were feeling so sexy, slim, and ebullient at the collective weight and size they had lost that they stripped off their bras and panties in joy to better show off their hip bones, tiny breasts, and slim vulvas. Cunnilingus became constant, and the floors became slippery with their wonderful vaginal juices. By the end, they all agreed that it was the best dieting orgy ever.

by wouldaben January 7, 2011

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Jim Morrison diet

To go on a binge; to use lots of alcohol and various drugs in combination with each other, as Morrison infamously did so often.

Person1: Yeah. we're gonna drink some whiskey, do a bit of coke and eat some oxies.
Person2:Woah, you guys be careful on that Jim Morrison diet.

by fjdkla December 2, 2010

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Little Caesars Diet

Something that is the opposite of a diet.

That kid over there has gained 20 lbs on the Little Caesars Diet

by Hahaha Mara ha February 9, 2010

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Diet Pepsi Max

The best drink ever.

69mg of caffeine per ounce.

You know it's good if it says "69" on the bottle.

Does not taste like water, it tastes like Diet Pepsi with more syrup.

Diet Pepsi Max is the best drink in the world. If you drink 5 cans, you can stay up for hours! I have drank 13 already tonight!

by Php_Jesse July 11, 2008

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